From the archives: Baffled by eternal mysteries — like plumbing
On the rare occasion, I am able to clamber daintily into the shower and discover that the water is precisely the right temperature and volume. Which lasts about eight seconds.
On the rare occasion, I am able to clamber daintily into the shower and discover that the water is precisely the right temperature and volume. Which lasts about eight seconds.
The most important ingredient in the recovery of an ailing child is love.
Twenty-four small children were staring at this rare, special gift, since they had never seen a banana before.
“There are moments when you appreciate being single and other times when you don’t.”
“Yes. I know why Ruben’s models were nude,” she sobbed. “They couldn’t find a damn thing in Size 20.”